I stand among other tragic kitsch movies, children's films and dance films. For this I love films set in the past. Oh, and I like Harry Potter. (To all the wetting degree of sheer laugh:! Pah stupor)
Suppose I accidentally stumble into the video store on a DVD, which promises to back the following story: the beginning of the 20th Century brings a rich paleontologist from London from his travels not only fossils and other junk, but gradually, three orphans, which he can raise in his villa. All 3 children (especially Petrova, Pauline and Posy Fossil) not only sound like the next generation of Charmed, but are also urisch talented and gifted, and allowed to visit the school's greatest dance ever. Tralala tragically impoverished in the background.
Hey, who has not struck since? Okay, it weird that the entire cast of the Harry Potter films has been here zusammenrecycled, the film is still fairly new and the great Emma Watson plays along ... and I've never heard of it.
Trailer?
Well, in a nutshell, my opinion:
The three actresses .. joa. The little redhead is absolutely gorgeous handsome, dark-haired, the mean was sympathetic, Emma Watson was the tall blonde and had to ask for me in the sympathy scale completely out of line, because I LOVE YOU. (I do not know what's wrong with her eyebrows, but they just do not fit in her face)
The performances were - that the children themselves have been acting in the film successful - mediocre to ridiculous.
is expected dancing, singing, acting on this story. But we see nothing of it. Once we saw a group of Russian ballerina dancing across the screen - again! Singing was not found and for acting I would not comment further because I used to before tears of laughter can not touch. Emma Watson
stands out only in that it .. breathing. Yes. I do not know if they grade on a jagged suffered from pneumonia, but it pumps like a Maikäferchen after the hurdles, so you complete bony chest was almost explodes. The urge to her to stick a nasal cannula was almost inhumanly large.
the script. A mixture of "Little Princess Sara", a book by Brigitte Blobel and a steaming pile of dog. Not very well thought out and jumping back and forth so that one could hardly follow, who grad wins as where and failed.
Three girls, three stories - each has his wish, and two wishes and backgrounds are pursued, but only one relates to the end.
The third development was probably abgeknappst completely spontaneously. Absolutely senseless and incomprehensible because the end has let us all sit with big question marks.
I suspect the money has simply was not enough to still turn on (which is just above one hour playing time very close) - for that is simple and cheap to not even knit GZSZ! ("I would so much the way a pilot!" - "Okay, sit down stop in my plane, that all the time standing around here, and take off, we can stop then a poorly animated plane flying around a globe that looks like! with the left foot drawn in Paint, hmkay? ")
All in all, a real fossil in any DVD cabinet. Dusty, filthy, petrified and maybe interesting in several thousand years.
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